Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - May 05, 2011 8:29:40 pm PDT #7117 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I put collards for greens, bourbon for a southern drink, and lemon for iced tea flavor. Pound cake ingredient was sugar,


erin_obscure - May 05, 2011 8:54:00 pm PDT #7118 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I think i missed the source of this southern food thing, but the responses are hysterical. I used to loooooove chicken n dumpling even tho it always made me sick (allergic to chicken, but i couldn't resist the gloopy mess of heat n serve biscuits boiled in thick, creamy chicken stock. I'd try to scrape most of the chickeney-ness off the dumplings, but still. chicken. that was back in my single-digit age years. Hrm, wondering about cooking southern-style dumplings in yellow curry or thin dahl....


sarameg - May 06, 2011 4:04:50 am PDT #7119 of 30001

Oferchrissake. My x11 app stopped working for the second time in a month. I KNOW I need to upgrade my OS, but I've got enough shit going on, I can't cope with it. Fuckitall.

Yes, I'm still in a bad mood.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:07:34 am PDT #7120 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, Mother's Day is Sunday. I would normally just get cards for my mother and grandmother and call it a day. But, I stumbled across some great little presents for my mother. AND my grandmother can't read cards anymore. How bad/risky is it to try to get flowers from the supermarket on Sunday to give to my grandmother? Also, how lame, given that my uncle will probably send her something FTD?


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:13:57 am PDT #7121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, why am I getting into a texting conversation with a stranger? I said wrong number!


brenda m - May 06, 2011 4:14:49 am PDT #7122 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not lame, and probably not risky - I'm sure they'll have something decentish.


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:23:43 am PDT #7123 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

you might look around the supermarket because there might be other arrangements (fruit, desserts, etc.) that might appeal in addition to flowers.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:36:57 am PDT #7124 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, thanks -- my main worry is that they will be out of everything good by Sunday afternoon, but I'm pretty flexible with what I get. I will not worry about it!


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:44:36 am PDT #7125 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

If my Halloween experience may be a possible guide:

CVS is a great place to go for last minute items for holidays.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 4:59:52 am PDT #7126 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cats of War

The American commando team that killed Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan, reportedly included a dog, sparking furious speculation about the dog's identity and discussion of the role of canines in war. Less publicized—and far more essential to top-secret U.S. military operations—are cats.