Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 06, 2011 4:04:50 am PDT #7119 of 30001

Oferchrissake. My x11 app stopped working for the second time in a month. I KNOW I need to upgrade my OS, but I've got enough shit going on, I can't cope with it. Fuckitall.

Yes, I'm still in a bad mood.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:07:34 am PDT #7120 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, Mother's Day is Sunday. I would normally just get cards for my mother and grandmother and call it a day. But, I stumbled across some great little presents for my mother. AND my grandmother can't read cards anymore. How bad/risky is it to try to get flowers from the supermarket on Sunday to give to my grandmother? Also, how lame, given that my uncle will probably send her something FTD?


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:13:57 am PDT #7121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, why am I getting into a texting conversation with a stranger? I said wrong number!


brenda m - May 06, 2011 4:14:49 am PDT #7122 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not lame, and probably not risky - I'm sure they'll have something decentish.


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:23:43 am PDT #7123 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

you might look around the supermarket because there might be other arrangements (fruit, desserts, etc.) that might appeal in addition to flowers.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:36:57 am PDT #7124 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, thanks -- my main worry is that they will be out of everything good by Sunday afternoon, but I'm pretty flexible with what I get. I will not worry about it!


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:44:36 am PDT #7125 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

If my Halloween experience may be a possible guide:

CVS is a great place to go for last minute items for holidays.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 4:59:52 am PDT #7126 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cats of War

The American commando team that killed Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan, reportedly included a dog, sparking furious speculation about the dog's identity and discussion of the role of canines in war. Less publicized—and far more essential to top-secret U.S. military operations—are cats.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 5:06:44 am PDT #7127 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think this dog is smart enough to join the Navy Seals....

Uncooperative Statue Refuses To Play Fetch With Dog


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 5:11:22 am PDT #7128 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SHIT MY STUDENTS WRITE

The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.

Bad potato!

I do not intend to mediate the artistic process with my mind.

Sammy Davis Jr. was the son of Sammy Davis Sr.

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

Oh dear.

There are many different races of bagels.

Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?

eta: This one sounds kind of clever:

I felt so guilty because I realized I was aiding in the bedding of a criminal.