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Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:23:43 am PDT #7123 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

you might look around the supermarket because there might be other arrangements (fruit, desserts, etc.) that might appeal in addition to flowers.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 4:36:57 am PDT #7124 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, thanks -- my main worry is that they will be out of everything good by Sunday afternoon, but I'm pretty flexible with what I get. I will not worry about it!


le nubian - May 06, 2011 4:44:36 am PDT #7125 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

If my Halloween experience may be a possible guide:

CVS is a great place to go for last minute items for holidays.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 4:59:52 am PDT #7126 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cats of War

The American commando team that killed Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan, reportedly included a dog, sparking furious speculation about the dog's identity and discussion of the role of canines in war. Less publicized—and far more essential to top-secret U.S. military operations—are cats.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 5:06:44 am PDT #7127 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think this dog is smart enough to join the Navy Seals....

Uncooperative Statue Refuses To Play Fetch With Dog


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 5:11:22 am PDT #7128 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SHIT MY STUDENTS WRITE

The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.

Bad potato!

I do not intend to mediate the artistic process with my mind.

Sammy Davis Jr. was the son of Sammy Davis Sr.

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

Oh dear.

There are many different races of bagels.

Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?

eta: This one sounds kind of clever:

I felt so guilty because I realized I was aiding in the bedding of a criminal.


amych - May 06, 2011 5:17:25 am PDT #7129 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, come on, I think we need to give the kids these days a little more credit. Sammy Davis, Jr WAS the son of Sammy Davis, Sr.


billytea - May 06, 2011 5:28:59 am PDT #7130 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

Oh, wow. That one is hilarious. (I'm also willing to believe it might just have been deliberate.)


Fred Pete - May 06, 2011 5:48:09 am PDT #7131 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I once had the privilege of hearing a Western Civ TA talk about short answers given by a student who clearly hadn't shown up in class or even read the text.

Did you know that the Gracchi was a sea monster?


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 5:53:31 am PDT #7132 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A few more:

The colonists won because they were better, duh!

My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

Even though there is no man in the ad, the gaze is male. The fictional man gets a sense of boyistic pleasure from looking at the woman.

It was at the end of the sixties that the hippies started immolating black people.

Oh dear.

S and M stands for smoke and mirrors and was a common practice in the middle ages, before modern pop singers like Rihanna made it popular.

The stocks and bonds went bad and shit fell in stocks and bonds starting the depression. All these Act and laws really didn’t help. People lost jobs and money. They tried getting shit back on track.