ION, we may yet get a federal government shut-down. (Joy!)
And the wingnut right is unable to tell when someone is pulling their tail.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Mar 28, 2011 1:22:13 pm PDT #703 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 1:27:18 pm PDT #704 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Aw, the favorite of elementary school kids everywhere! Sara CRACKS up at that joke.
um. that joke cracks ME up. So am I a kid at heart?
Amy - Mar 28, 2011 1:28:05 pm PDT #705 of 30001
Because books.
So am I a kid at heart?
You and me both.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 1:49:43 pm PDT #706 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, 7 ate 9 cracks me up, too!
Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.
And I bet they got the joke, too. Britney just sounds afraid that he'll be mad...
hopefully with a hate crime escalation.
Apparently that's on the judge, at sentencing.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 1:50:54 pm PDT #707 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ION, I just made nice pseudo-Shepherd's Pie for dinner, out of the pot roast I made yesterday. Is it weird that I'm not really interested in eating pot roast per se, but I'm all about the stuff you can do with the meat shreds?
DavidS - Mar 28, 2011 2:33:35 pm PDT #708 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but I'm all about the stuff you can do with the meat shreds?
Sometimes I'm that way about ham, and more looking forward to cooking the butt end down with potatoes and green beans.
Consuela - Mar 28, 2011 2:42:12 pm PDT #709 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Hil R. - Mar 28, 2011 3:01:20 pm PDT #710 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
European Court of Human Rights rules that a crucifix isn't a Christian symbol. [link] Anyone know any more context for this? This writeup seems kind of weird.
sarameg - Mar 28, 2011 3:04:44 pm PDT #711 of 30001
Looks like she was spoiled handsomely once aboard. PUPPY!
dcp - Mar 28, 2011 3:47:39 pm PDT #712 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
...some kind of play on language.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -- Groucho Marx
The Ark lands after the Flood and Noah lets all the animals out to repopulate the Earth. Time passes, and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes. Noah obliges. More time passes, and when Noah checks on the snakes again there are lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy. Noah asks, "How did the trees help?" The snakes reply, "Well, we're adders, so we need logs to multiply."