Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Mar 28, 2011 1:28:05 pm PDT #705 of 30001
Because books.

So am I a kid at heart?

You and me both.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 1:49:43 pm PDT #706 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, 7 ate 9 cracks me up, too!

Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.

And I bet they got the joke, too. Britney just sounds afraid that he'll be mad...

hopefully with a hate crime escalation.

Apparently that's on the judge, at sentencing.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 1:50:54 pm PDT #707 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, I just made nice pseudo-Shepherd's Pie for dinner, out of the pot roast I made yesterday. Is it weird that I'm not really interested in eating pot roast per se, but I'm all about the stuff you can do with the meat shreds?


DavidS - Mar 28, 2011 2:33:35 pm PDT #708 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I'm all about the stuff you can do with the meat shreds?

Sometimes I'm that way about ham, and more looking forward to cooking the butt end down with potatoes and green beans.


Consuela - Mar 28, 2011 2:42:12 pm PDT #709 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

A good story: [link]

The Coast Guard saves a Great Dane who wandered out onto the ice.


Hil R. - Mar 28, 2011 3:01:20 pm PDT #710 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

European Court of Human Rights rules that a crucifix isn't a Christian symbol. [link] Anyone know any more context for this? This writeup seems kind of weird.


sarameg - Mar 28, 2011 3:04:44 pm PDT #711 of 30001

Looks like she was spoiled handsomely once aboard. PUPPY!


dcp - Mar 28, 2011 3:47:39 pm PDT #712 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

...some kind of play on language.

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -- Groucho Marx

The Ark lands after the Flood and Noah lets all the animals out to repopulate the Earth. Time passes, and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes. Noah obliges. More time passes, and when Noah checks on the snakes again there are lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy. Noah asks, "How did the trees help?" The snakes reply, "Well, we're adders, so we need logs to multiply."


Sue - Mar 28, 2011 4:40:27 pm PDT #713 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Just popping in to say that there's no news on my dad...he's still resting comfortably. He just has to stay in ICU until they get a diagnosis.

Thanks for all the ma.


Lee - Mar 28, 2011 4:49:47 pm PDT #714 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I hope they get one soon, Sue, and that it's something easy to cure.