Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God. Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 9:30:12 am PDT #3429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quantum Jumping

Jump Into a Universe of Infinite Possibilities.
The abundant you. The inventor you. The creative you. In alternate universes, everything you desire may have already taken place. Tap into this infinite potential with Quantum Jumping.

...

Since the 1920’s, quantum physicists have been trying to make sense of an uncomfortable and startling possibility—that an infinite number of alternate universes exist.

Leading scientists like Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Neil Turok, all of whom are responsible for life-changing breakthroughs in the field of quantum physics, have all suggested the existence of multiple universes.

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In these alternate universes, alternate versions of YOU could be living out their lives.

And with an infinite number of them, it means that anything that can happen, does happen—in another universe. If this hypothesis is true, there is a universe where Obama never won the election and another where Princess Diana is still alive. There is a universe where you are the King of Scotland and a universe where you are a tea farmer in China. A universe where you are a celebrity musician, and one where you busk on a pavement for spare change.

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Now imagine what you could accomplish if you could somehow tap into these alternate universes to meet and learn from these alternate versions of yourself. Imagine the wisdom you’d learn. The opportunities you’d recognize, the skills you’d acquire, and the pitfalls you’d know to avoid.

By meeting these alternate selves, you’d essentially be tapping into a sea of knowledge and experience. But how, might you be asking, does one access these alternate realities? That’s where Quantum Jumping comes in.

Quantum Jumping is a visualization process where you use your mind to ‘jump’ into parallel dimensions, and gain creativity, knowledge, wisdom, skills and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.

This happens through a phenomenon known as “thought transference.” You see, although the solidity of our world seems indisputable, Quantum Theory suggests that our physical reality is nothing but a very elaborate mirage. A super-hologram of information and energy. A Matrix.

According to this theory, the chair you’re sitting on, your computer, your house, your car, everything that exists around you, could be an illusion.

Well OK then.


Cashmere - Apr 15, 2011 9:38:50 am PDT #3430 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

thanks for the earworm, Tom.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 10:00:28 am PDT #3431 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Honest Logos


-t - Apr 15, 2011 10:33:13 am PDT #3432 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I read that as Honest Legos at first and was befuddled.

Celebrating the Ides of Grilled Cheese Month for lunch, yum!


DavidS - Apr 15, 2011 10:37:00 am PDT #3433 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Celebrating the Ides of Grilled Cheese Month for lunch, yum!

I've already moved on to curried tuna salad on whole wheat.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 10:40:29 am PDT #3434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Grilled cheese is so, you know, yesterday.


-t - Apr 15, 2011 10:45:39 am PDT #3435 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's retro.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 10:47:40 am PDT #3436 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's ironic.


Consuela - Apr 15, 2011 10:48:39 am PDT #3437 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I did not have a grilled cheese, but I did have a tasty roast beef sandwich for lunch.


Atropa - Apr 15, 2011 11:02:07 am PDT #3438 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I am having a bad day. Today's administering of sub-q fluids to Tzepesh was not as smooth or easy as yesterday's, and he hasn't eaten since Tuesday. We are going back to the vet today.

Also, Pete has a cold, and I can't concentrate enough on anything to work on the writing that NEEDS to be done.

I would like a do-over of this year, thanks. I would also like to curl up, take a very long nap, and have someone gently wake me with a tray of scones, tea, and maybe some storybooks they would read to me. Alternately, I would like to be transformed into a vampire and go on a killing spree. Either option is fine with me.