World's largest Gummi bear: 12,600 calories
The "The World's Largest Gummy Bear" weighs as much as 1,400 normal bears (Gummi bears, that is) combined. At 12,600 calories, it's the ideal compact and delicious camping and survival food, with all your gelatin and sugar and food dye nutritional needs in one handy, easy-to-gum package.
That's not very large.
But it does look creepily cuddly. Even if you know you'd come away bluer.
I think the world's largest gummi bear should be 10 feet tall. The center would be hollow, and they put you inside and seal it up. Then you have limited air, so you have to eat your way out before the air runs out.
I complained about subby Batman somewhere else, and got this:
Dude, there is no top and no bottom in this relationship. It is a wild, uncontrolled flurry of anger, judgment and deep, unyielding respect. It is two titans meeting, joining with their bodies and hearts.
I love the Internet.
What if you have to pee?
Then you don't eat the bottom part.
Dear Brain: Talk about subby Batman should remain separate from talk about not eating the bottom part. Thanks.
So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?
So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?
Yes. And there's pee involved.
::snickers::
Oh, bollocks. I've been spending time on the Atlantic blogs, particularly TNC's blog, because he is really interesting and he has a great, and well-moderated, comment section.
Except today the IT guys updated the webfiltering database again, and now Disqus, and Disqus comments, are blocked. I can read the posts, but none of the comments.
... this means I'm going to have to be productive, doesn't it? I'll have to file...