Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 8:52:12 am PDT #3419 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's largest Gummi bear: 12,600 calories

The "The World's Largest Gummy Bear" weighs as much as 1,400 normal bears (Gummi bears, that is) combined. At 12,600 calories, it's the ideal compact and delicious camping and survival food, with all your gelatin and sugar and food dye nutritional needs in one handy, easy-to-gum package.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 8:56:27 am PDT #3420 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's not very large.

But it does look creepily cuddly. Even if you know you'd come away bluer.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 9:06:40 am PDT #3421 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think the world's largest gummi bear should be 10 feet tall. The center would be hollow, and they put you inside and seal it up. Then you have limited air, so you have to eat your way out before the air runs out.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 9:09:06 am PDT #3422 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if you have to pee?


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 9:12:00 am PDT #3423 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I complained about subby Batman somewhere else, and got this:

Dude, there is no top and no bottom in this relationship. It is a wild, uncontrolled flurry of anger, judgment and deep, unyielding respect. It is two titans meeting, joining with their bodies and hearts.

I love the Internet.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 9:14:21 am PDT #3424 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What if you have to pee?

Then you don't eat the bottom part.


Zenkitty - Apr 15, 2011 9:20:24 am PDT #3425 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Dear Brain: Talk about subby Batman should remain separate from talk about not eating the bottom part. Thanks.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2011 9:23:46 am PDT #3426 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2011 9:26:40 am PDT #3427 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?

Yes. And there's pee involved.


Consuela - Apr 15, 2011 9:27:00 am PDT #3428 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

::snickers::

Oh, bollocks. I've been spending time on the Atlantic blogs, particularly TNC's blog, because he is really interesting and he has a great, and well-moderated, comment section.

Except today the IT guys updated the webfiltering database again, and now Disqus, and Disqus comments, are blocked. I can read the posts, but none of the comments.

... this means I'm going to have to be productive, doesn't it? I'll have to file...