It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Apr 14, 2011 8:00:34 am PDT #3250 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Washington Post's annual Peep Diorama Contest winner's gallery.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2011 8:05:16 am PDT #3251 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't stop sneezing. And am suddenly obsessed with buying a place. Maybe in two years? Of course, maybe prices will be crazy by then. Ah well.

I am still trying to get the few things I need to finish my onerous tasks for the week, and it is still nearly impossible.


Hil R. - Apr 14, 2011 8:07:12 am PDT #3252 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I should be grading. Instead, I'm watching the vegan parts of the internet freak out. A blog just revealed that the big vegan magazine has been using stock photos to illustrate their recipes, rather than photos of what the recipe actually makes, and quite a few of them have been photos of foods that contained meat. Most of them were things like a vegetable stew illustrated with a photo of a chicken stew where you can't actually see the chicken, really. But one of them was a BBQ plate, where the recipe was for some sort of vegan protein with BBQ sauce (I think it was seitan), and they took a stock photo of a plate of ribs and photoshopped the bones out.


Liese S. - Apr 14, 2011 8:07:20 am PDT #3253 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That sounds correct to me, msbelle. And your credit is better than my credit, which was a loan. This is the first year I'm starting to pay it off. But since they argued with me and didn't want to give it to me to begin with, I would have had to pay back the whole $7500 last year, so I am okay with paying back $500 of it now. Anyway, go, arguing with authority and winning!


Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2011 8:09:35 am PDT #3254 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And am suddenly obsessed with buying a place. Maybe in two years? Of course, maybe prices will be crazy by then. Ah well.

Right? My uncle has been telling me to buy a place for years. For like five years. Every year he tells me it's the best time because the market is at the bottom and Bay Area real estate will always go up. But is the market going up yet? Maybe it will stay at the bottom FOREVER.


Sue - Apr 14, 2011 8:09:47 am PDT #3255 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I am totally slacking on my onerous task, and now someone just called me and asked me to do something else.

I did just find the first two seasons of The Adventures of Pete and Pete on DVD at a ladies auxiliary sale.


Tom Scola - Apr 14, 2011 8:10:53 am PDT #3256 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Peep Diorama Contest winner's gallery.

Peep-Tiki is my favorite.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2011 8:13:24 am PDT #3257 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love that vegan scandal. Can you be tainted by looking at a picture of meat? Could a lesbian become straight if she saw a picture of an erect penis? The visual contamination might never end.

I can't believe bon kind of works in my field.

I can't believe I'm on my fourth con call of the day.

I can't believe I haven't set up those damned meetings for Monday yet. Damn.


Liese S. - Apr 14, 2011 8:14:01 am PDT #3258 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Facebook is having some serious problems for me this morning. Is it because it's onerous task day and I'm not supposed to be futzing around over there?


Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2011 8:14:32 am PDT #3259 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's just getting in the spirit of the day and making itself more onerous.