Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Apr 14, 2011 8:14:01 am PDT #3258 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Facebook is having some serious problems for me this morning. Is it because it's onerous task day and I'm not supposed to be futzing around over there?


Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2011 8:14:32 am PDT #3259 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's just getting in the spirit of the day and making itself more onerous.


Hil R. - Apr 14, 2011 8:14:59 am PDT #3260 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I love that vegan scandal. Can you be tainted by looking at a picture of meat? Could a lesbian become straight if she saw a picture of an erect penis? The visual contamination might never end.

A lot of the people complaining are complaining because these photos were put next to specific recipes, and when they made the recipe it looked nothing like the photo.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2011 8:16:30 am PDT #3261 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

when they made the recipe it looked nothing like the photo.

In breaking, other news, that's not what a McDonalds burger looks like.


msbelle - Apr 14, 2011 8:16:35 am PDT #3262 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

wow, this turned from a basic net $0 tax year to a big refund. holy cow, that helps my life.


Hil R. - Apr 14, 2011 8:16:41 am PDT #3263 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Here's the blog revealing the photo thing [link] (This blogger has done the "BREAKING NEWS! SCANDAL!" thing before.)


Hil R. - Apr 14, 2011 8:18:12 am PDT #3264 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In breaking, other news, that's not what a McDonalds burger looks like.

But I think that most people expect that, in a cooking magazine, a photo shown next to a recipe will be styled to look better, but will at least be a photo of something made from that recipe.


meara - Apr 14, 2011 8:20:24 am PDT #3265 of 30001

Um, I have never made a recipe and had it look just like the photo!

EVERYONE SHOULD COME TO SAN FRANCISCO
She says as she leaves town!! I'm here! (er, ish...Pleasanton isn't quite the same but)


DebetEsse - Apr 14, 2011 8:21:06 am PDT #3266 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

That seems like more of an issue than "not vegan". I'd be irked about that in an omnivore magazine.


JZ - Apr 14, 2011 8:22:08 am PDT #3267 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Onerous tasks: Follow-up phone call re scheduling a reading for Allyson. Update my resume. Finish second pass-through of current ms for Plus One and return to other editors and author.

There's also taxes, but one piece of paperwork is still at home. Everything's done except for that; I just need to plug that one thing in and hit "send" at H&R Block. But since we owe money, I'm bloody well waiting until 11:59:59 PM tomorrow on that one.