Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Sep 29, 2011 11:25:51 am PDT #29214 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

It's like banks never tire of saying fuck you to the rest of us.

duck-nod.

Still waiting for a callback from my bank, for folks keeping track. I've left two messages today. Next step is letter to the president, I guess.


flea - Sep 29, 2011 11:30:00 am PDT #29215 of 30001
information libertarian

We're in the process of switching to a credit union! Which happens to have an office in the lobby of the building mr. flea works in.

I have to call Chase Visa and bitch them out about charging me a late fee when the man I talked to when I called to pay the bill (because mr. flea forgot) specifically said it would be credited in time. I hate fucking banks.


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 11:33:56 am PDT #29216 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sox,

you might try the district manager first. And leave the president for last. I would try the Customer Relations VP before the President. Usually, the Customer Relations VP would trip over themselves to prevent this issue from going to the President. If it reaches the President, you might as well CC the attorney general and perhaps your local Congressperson.


hippocampus - Sep 29, 2011 11:36:04 am PDT #29217 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Aaand they just called back and now I need to write a letter to some oddly numbered department documenting the issue so they can take a next step and/or write us a letter saying that we never authorized what was done to us.

Yay they make this easy. In the way that is not easy.

ETA: I'm exhausted. And have no idea how to write this letter.


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 11:44:40 am PDT #29218 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Let me help:

a) first draft, just write down all the events as you recall them without checking facts.

b) go through and insert facts you have documentation for

c) streamline your letter so that it is clear and relatively short

d) highlight at the beginning and at the end of the letter the main problem and what you want done about it

I would also write this letter in such a way that it could be forwarded to a district manager at the same time it is sent to the department. but I am aggressive like that.


Polter-Cow - Sep 29, 2011 11:48:56 am PDT #29219 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Will they still charge if you use it as a credit card instead of debit w/ pin, I wonder?

I wonder too. Because I rarely use my debit card to charge things, but it's good to have a back-up in case my credit card doesn't work for some reason. I certainly don't use it enough to justify $5 a month. Damn.


hippocampus - Sep 29, 2011 11:53:20 am PDT #29220 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Thank you le n - I'll do this. After a nap and a beverage.


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 12:01:32 pm PDT #29221 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will they still charge if you use it as a credit card instead of debit w/ pin, I wonder?

Apparently so.


Liese S. - Sep 29, 2011 12:05:23 pm PDT #29222 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I use my card all the damn time. But it was time I was out of BofA anyway.


Typo Boy - Sep 29, 2011 12:12:15 pm PDT #29223 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Someone just called asking for my late father, who passed away more than a decade ago. I told them "Shay can't be reached by phone. You would have to use an entirely different medium."