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sarameg - Sep 28, 2011 2:40:05 pm PDT #29011 of 30001

When I cleaned out the fridge post-power outage, I found an unopened package of those mandarine oranges in plastic cups. With a sell-by date of 2006. I'm not sure why I even thought to move them when I moved here. In 2009.

Damnit, didn't listen to a message from my neighbor asking for me to pick him up from the train station until too late. He's home now. I feel bad. But I'll pick him up tomorrow night and we'll do dinner.

Oh god, my car still stinks. Maybe I'll tell him to hang his head out the window.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:13 pm PDT #29012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kashi:

1. Why does goodstuff have a cheetah hunting picture? I mean, *I* like it, but I'm not nice. Also, why is goodstuff goodshit in my head? I can never remember the URL.

2. Tumblr has just told me that Tom Hardy is a recorded but unreleased rapper. Therefore he should make a(nother) movie with Idris Elba. Except this one they both use their musical talents.

shrift - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:45 pm PDT #29013 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yes! Why do you know that?

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:42:28 pm PDT #29014 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:43:50 pm PDT #29015 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?

Your bailiwick is fascinating. Porn and fermentation. I want a cool bailiwick like that.

I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.

Do I have to be your nice filter? That would be so cool.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:45:50 pm PDT #29016 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe!

The next one up looks a little yikes as well, but the caption says it's nice.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:47:16 pm PDT #29017 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmmph. I sent you a story of peril with a happy rescue ending, and it didn't pass muster. And now you're posting big cat dinnertime?

NO FAIR.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:48:24 pm PDT #29018 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Life isn't fair.

What was that story again?

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:52:30 pm PDT #29019 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What was that story again?

Hmmph². Like I remember. Well, okay, it was the story of someone being rescued from a rape attempt. In a completely allergy-inducing way. Good stuff happens! Even if it starts out bad!

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:53:29 pm PDT #29020 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, it was pretty bad for a long time. Framing!

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