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§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:13 pm PDT #29012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kashi:

1. Why does goodstuff have a cheetah hunting picture? I mean, *I* like it, but I'm not nice. Also, why is goodstuff goodshit in my head? I can never remember the URL.

2. Tumblr has just told me that Tom Hardy is a recorded but unreleased rapper. Therefore he should make a(nother) movie with Idris Elba. Except this one they both use their musical talents.

shrift - Sep 28, 2011 2:41:45 pm PDT #29013 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yes! Why do you know that?

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:42:28 pm PDT #29014 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:43:50 pm PDT #29015 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because fermentation is in my bailiwick?

Your bailiwick is fascinating. Porn and fermentation. I want a cool bailiwick like that.

I didn't actually notice the prey when I clicked to reblog.

Do I have to be your nice filter? That would be so cool.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:45:50 pm PDT #29016 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe!

The next one up looks a little yikes as well, but the caption says it's nice.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:47:16 pm PDT #29017 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmmph. I sent you a story of peril with a happy rescue ending, and it didn't pass muster. And now you're posting big cat dinnertime?

NO FAIR.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:48:24 pm PDT #29018 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Life isn't fair.

What was that story again?

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 2:52:30 pm PDT #29019 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What was that story again?

Hmmph². Like I remember. Well, okay, it was the story of someone being rescued from a rape attempt. In a completely allergy-inducing way. Good stuff happens! Even if it starts out bad!

Jesse - Sep 28, 2011 2:53:29 pm PDT #29020 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, it was pretty bad for a long time. Framing!

Steph L. - Sep 28, 2011 2:55:22 pm PDT #29021 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Should I admit that I label every container with contents and date and keep a refrigerator inventory database with estimated expiration dates?

That is super impressive.

I am currently pleased with myself that I took something out of the freezer for dinner instead of buying crap. And it was labeled: Chili 5/11.

I've started writing the date on the pasta sauce label when I open a new jar. That's about as disciplined as I get with food tracking.

I also wrote on the label of the newest 500-count ibuprofen jar the date I opened it, because we go through those things WAY too fast, or at least it seems that way. So I decided to actually track it. We are the Sid and Nancy of ibuprofen.

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