Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Sep 28, 2011 12:40:29 pm PDT #28981 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

No, I do it even when I know there's nothing in there. Because I'm always sure something's hiding that I've forgotten about.

My fridge has six bottles of cold - but unfizzy - water, condiments and fish for the cat. I still find myself staring. I am hopeful? Oh and a can of diet Pepsi for my uncle in law who lives six hours away.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:40:30 pm PDT #28982 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tits tits tits tits tit.


Tom Scola - Sep 28, 2011 12:41:40 pm PDT #28983 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Booby.


Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:42:34 pm PDT #28984 of 30001
Because books.

My problem is there's always assorted leftovers in the fridge, and then you never know how old something is or what's in what container, and it ends up being thrown out when someone finally decides to excavate.


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:43:44 pm PDT #28985 of 30001

Dear god, I can't believe I just googled cow nipple dress. I did find a bigger picture which indicates there is a skirt to go along with the shoulder wrap, but, again, I see nothing to indicate it should be called a dress. Unless the model's own nipples constitute the top, since there are... nipples. That is just so weird.

I mean, they're not ugly, the flowerette thingies are sort of pretty, really. I just... that is not a dress.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:45:29 pm PDT #28986 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's all about using all of the cow.

Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.


Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:15 pm PDT #28987 of 30001
Because books.

Blue feet! So cute.

Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.

I can't believe I didn't realize someone would go there.


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:24 pm PDT #28988 of 30001

As long as it covers, more or less in dress fashion, the model, I will be OK with their calling it a cow asshole dress. Otherwise, they need to be more accurate. Ew. Cow asshole dress.

ETA: Clearly my definition of dress is not the couture definition.


le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:45 pm PDT #28989 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

in this case, I am pretty glad I did not click the link.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:48 pm PDT #28990 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bovine anus dress. Much more classy.