The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:15 pm PDT #28987 of 30001
Because books.

Blue feet! So cute.

Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.

I can't believe I didn't realize someone would go there.


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:24 pm PDT #28988 of 30001

As long as it covers, more or less in dress fashion, the model, I will be OK with their calling it a cow asshole dress. Otherwise, they need to be more accurate. Ew. Cow asshole dress.

ETA: Clearly my definition of dress is not the couture definition.


le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:45 pm PDT #28989 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

in this case, I am pretty glad I did not click the link.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:48 pm PDT #28990 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bovine anus dress. Much more classy.


Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 12:48:02 pm PDT #28991 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

It's nice that it uses parts of a cow that might otherwise have been discarded, and that no animals were killed specifically for their nipples, but still ....


Burrell - Sep 28, 2011 12:50:11 pm PDT #28992 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sure there's some asspull evo-psych reason for it all.

Undoubtedly. Probably with such claims as "females are inately drawn to larger refridgerators" and "males assert dominance by standing in front of fridge."

Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.

I call bullshit!


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:51:35 pm PDT #28993 of 30001

Ha!


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:53:17 pm PDT #28994 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want to see a suit made of bull penises.


le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 1:11:16 pm PDT #28995 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

my terror is complete.


-t - Sep 28, 2011 1:12:31 pm PDT #28996 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

there's always assorted leftovers in the fridge, and then you never know how old something is or what's in what container

Should I admit that I label every container with contents and date and keep a refrigerator inventory database with estimated expiration dates? So I can know without looking that the only things currently in my fridge are: half an onion that should have been eaten a week ago, 10 eggs, a stick of butter, and peanut butter.