It's all about using all of the cow.
Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.
Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:45:29 pm PDT #28986 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:15 pm PDT #28987 of 30001
Because books.
Blue feet! So cute.
Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.
I can't believe I didn't realize someone would go there.
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:24 pm PDT #28988 of 30001
As long as it covers, more or less in dress fashion, the model, I will be OK with their calling it a cow asshole dress. Otherwise, they need to be more accurate. Ew. Cow asshole dress.
ETA: Clearly my definition of dress is not the couture definition.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:45 pm PDT #28989 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
in this case, I am pretty glad I did not click the link.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:47:48 pm PDT #28990 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bovine anus dress. Much more classy.
Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 12:48:02 pm PDT #28991 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
It's nice that it uses parts of a cow that might otherwise have been discarded, and that no animals were killed specifically for their nipples, but still ....
Burrell - Sep 28, 2011 12:50:11 pm PDT #28992 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm sure there's some asspull evo-psych reason for it all.
Undoubtedly. Probably with such claims as "females are inately drawn to larger refridgerators" and "males assert dominance by standing in front of fridge."
Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.
I call bullshit!
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:51:35 pm PDT #28993 of 30001
Ha!
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:53:17 pm PDT #28994 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I want to see a suit made of bull penises.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 1:11:16 pm PDT #28995 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
my terror is complete.