OK, I did click over to the article... didn't see that at first, and Toddson is pretty much right.
I'm still not getting "dress" out of that. I see a naked woman in a shoulder thing.
'Underneath'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
OK, I did click over to the article... didn't see that at first, and Toddson is pretty much right.
I'm still not getting "dress" out of that. I see a naked woman in a shoulder thing.
Not enough teats to go around?
I wish I hadn't looked at whatever that is.
Bad farm boy!
I was going to say.
On a random note: I dislike the term "tits", as it reminds me of "teats" and I don't want to associate a woman's breasts with a cow's teats.
No, I do it even when I know there's nothing in there. Because I'm always sure something's hiding that I've forgotten about.
My fridge has six bottles of cold - but unfizzy - water, condiments and fish for the cat. I still find myself staring. I am hopeful? Oh and a can of diet Pepsi for my uncle in law who lives six hours away.
Tits tits tits tits tit.
My problem is there's always assorted leftovers in the fridge, and then you never know how old something is or what's in what container, and it ends up being thrown out when someone finally decides to excavate.
Dear god, I can't believe I just googled cow nipple dress. I did find a bigger picture which indicates there is a skirt to go along with the shoulder wrap, but, again, I see nothing to indicate it should be called a dress. Unless the model's own nipples constitute the top, since there are... nipples. That is just so weird.
I mean, they're not ugly, the flowerette thingies are sort of pretty, really. I just... that is not a dress.
It's all about using all of the cow.
Next thing you know, there'll be a dress made of cow assholes.