It's a big, cold, magic box. If you stare into it long enough the mysteries of the universe will be revealed. Or, at least, something yummy will present itself.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 12:16:45 pm PDT #28963 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:17:14 pm PDT #28964 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
As we all do, don't deny it.
You evidently have things in your fridge. This is not a problem for me.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:18:10 pm PDT #28965 of 30001
Because books.
No, I do it even when I know there's nothing in there. Because I'm always sure something's hiding that I've forgotten about.
Allyson - Sep 28, 2011 12:19:04 pm PDT #28966 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm sure there's some asspull evo-psych reason for it all.
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:20:10 pm PDT #28967 of 30001
As we all do, don't deny it.
I even do it on days when I know every single item in it, how they might possibly combine, and that I want absolutely none of it. Sometimes several times an hour. What do I think is going to happen?
Sparky1 - Sep 28, 2011 12:21:18 pm PDT #28968 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Sometimes she turns around and asks, "Juice box?" She had a juice box once, weeks ago, at a picnic. We have never had them in the fridge.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:31 pm PDT #28969 of 30001
Because books.
Toddlers never forget, man.
Now I'm hungry.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:45 pm PDT #28970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have water in my fridge, and juice concentrate.
And other things, but I only open it to throw them out periodically, or maybe replace them if I'm feeling particularly industrious.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:24:46 pm PDT #28971 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this week in absurdity:
a man, driving a couch and table, sets speed world record for going more than 100 mph.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:28 pm PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This dress makes me shiver.
Heh. I knew what it was without even clicking.
Also, they're not cow nipples, they're cow teets.