Sometimes she turns around and asks, "Juice box?" She had a juice box once, weeks ago, at a picnic. We have never had them in the fridge.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sparky1 - Sep 28, 2011 12:21:18 pm PDT #28968 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:31 pm PDT #28969 of 30001
Because books.
Toddlers never forget, man.
Now I'm hungry.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:45 pm PDT #28970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have water in my fridge, and juice concentrate.
And other things, but I only open it to throw them out periodically, or maybe replace them if I'm feeling particularly industrious.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:24:46 pm PDT #28971 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this week in absurdity:
a man, driving a couch and table, sets speed world record for going more than 100 mph.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:28 pm PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This dress makes me shiver.
Heh. I knew what it was without even clicking.
Also, they're not cow nipples, they're cow teets.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:49 pm PDT #28973 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Still shivering...
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:31:40 pm PDT #28974 of 30001
This dress makes me shiver.
How is that a dress? And what in the hell are we looking at in the middle picture? I can't figure out the view. And why would someone make a dress out of those? So many questions.
Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 12:33:15 pm PDT #28975 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
As with so many things, the answer seems to be "because I could" or "because it (the cow nipples) was/were there". ick
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:33:31 pm PDT #28976 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oops, it's spelled 'teats'.
Bad farm boy!
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:35:21 pm PDT #28977 of 30001
OK, I did click over to the article... didn't see that at first, and Toddson is pretty much right.
I'm still not getting "dress" out of that. I see a naked woman in a shoulder thing.