I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Sep 28, 2011 12:19:04 pm PDT #28966 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm sure there's some asspull evo-psych reason for it all.


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:20:10 pm PDT #28967 of 30001

As we all do, don't deny it.

I even do it on days when I know every single item in it, how they might possibly combine, and that I want absolutely none of it. Sometimes several times an hour. What do I think is going to happen?


Sparky1 - Sep 28, 2011 12:21:18 pm PDT #28968 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Sometimes she turns around and asks, "Juice box?" She had a juice box once, weeks ago, at a picnic. We have never had them in the fridge.


Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:31 pm PDT #28969 of 30001
Because books.

Toddlers never forget, man.

Now I'm hungry.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:45 pm PDT #28970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have water in my fridge, and juice concentrate.

And other things, but I only open it to throw them out periodically, or maybe replace them if I'm feeling particularly industrious.

This dress makes me shiver.


le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:24:46 pm PDT #28971 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

this week in absurdity:

a man, driving a couch and table, sets speed world record for going more than 100 mph.

[link]


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:28 pm PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This dress makes me shiver.

Heh. I knew what it was without even clicking.

Also, they're not cow nipples, they're cow teets.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:49 pm PDT #28973 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Still shivering...


JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:31:40 pm PDT #28974 of 30001

This dress makes me shiver.

How is that a dress? And what in the hell are we looking at in the middle picture? I can't figure out the view. And why would someone make a dress out of those? So many questions.


Toddson - Sep 28, 2011 12:33:15 pm PDT #28975 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

As with so many things, the answer seems to be "because I could" or "because it (the cow nipples) was/were there". ick