As we all do, don't deny it.
You evidently have things in your fridge. This is not a problem for me.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:17:14 pm PDT #28964 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:18:10 pm PDT #28965 of 30001
Because books.
No, I do it even when I know there's nothing in there. Because I'm always sure something's hiding that I've forgotten about.
Allyson - Sep 28, 2011 12:19:04 pm PDT #28966 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm sure there's some asspull evo-psych reason for it all.
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 12:20:10 pm PDT #28967 of 30001
As we all do, don't deny it.
I even do it on days when I know every single item in it, how they might possibly combine, and that I want absolutely none of it. Sometimes several times an hour. What do I think is going to happen?
Sparky1 - Sep 28, 2011 12:21:18 pm PDT #28968 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Sometimes she turns around and asks, "Juice box?" She had a juice box once, weeks ago, at a picnic. We have never had them in the fridge.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:31 pm PDT #28969 of 30001
Because books.
Toddlers never forget, man.
Now I'm hungry.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:22:45 pm PDT #28970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have water in my fridge, and juice concentrate.
And other things, but I only open it to throw them out periodically, or maybe replace them if I'm feeling particularly industrious.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 12:24:46 pm PDT #28971 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this week in absurdity:
a man, driving a couch and table, sets speed world record for going more than 100 mph.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:28 pm PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This dress makes me shiver.
Heh. I knew what it was without even clicking.
Also, they're not cow nipples, they're cow teets.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 12:30:49 pm PDT #28973 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Still shivering...