Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Sep 28, 2011 6:22:30 am PDT #28877 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That there is a whole lot of pretty.


Amy - Sep 28, 2011 6:24:09 am PDT #28878 of 30001
Because books.

Love Gosling's suit.

I had no idea Demi kicked Ashton out! I'm actually surprised.


SailAweigh - Sep 28, 2011 6:46:21 am PDT #28879 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

The older Clooney gets, the more he looks like my grandfather did at that age. Especially the way he's going gray.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 6:47:25 am PDT #28880 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bonus alterna-Ryan.


Calli - Sep 28, 2011 6:52:26 am PDT #28881 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Category—Headlines that are accurate, yet still misleading:

Cantaloupe outbreak is deadliest in a decade

My vision: herds of rogue cantaloupes rolling over the country side, devouring all in their path.

The reality: a listeria outbreak that has killed 13 people so far.

I like my version better.


Lee - Sep 28, 2011 7:00:02 am PDT #28882 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?

Once again, Sparky wins!


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 7:01:29 am PDT #28883 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My version is a Listerine outbreak. It's amusing, but the smell is overwhelming.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2011 7:04:41 am PDT #28884 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Meh. Lunch fail. They gave me the wrong soup. It's OK (maybe a little better than that), but not what I was expecting.

t /First World Problems


sumi - Sep 28, 2011 7:15:15 am PDT #28885 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Huh. It's wrong order day today!

I ordered a caramel latte and got vanilla! Which I kept because I was already late and they were super, super slow.


meara - Sep 28, 2011 7:16:48 am PDT #28886 of 30001

I don't understand the Gosling love. I am dismayed at the Ashton/Demi breakup. And I love the idea of herds of vicious cantaloupe. Wait, I realize I have no idea how to spell that melon.

This morning I slept in and got lost on my way here, but the woman I'm working with brought me breakfast! And it was YUM. some kind of acai sorbet or something, with granola and bananas and strawberries and some mango and pineapple and kiwi, and even a teeny slice of coconut on top! OMG so good (but I shudder to think how Many calories--it was huge and I ate it all and am very very full)