Xander ,'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Category—Headlines that are accurate, yet still misleading:
Cantaloupe outbreak is deadliest in a decade
My vision: herds of rogue cantaloupes rolling over the country side, devouring all in their path.
The reality: a listeria outbreak that has killed 13 people so far.
I like my version better.
Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?
Once again, Sparky wins!
My version is a Listerine outbreak. It's amusing, but the smell is overwhelming.
Meh. Lunch fail. They gave me the wrong soup. It's OK (maybe a little better than that), but not what I was expecting.
t /First World Problems
Huh. It's wrong order day today!
I ordered a caramel latte and got vanilla! Which I kept because I was already late and they were super, super slow.
I don't understand the Gosling love. I am dismayed at the Ashton/Demi breakup. And I love the idea of herds of vicious cantaloupe. Wait, I realize I have no idea how to spell that melon.
This morning I slept in and got lost on my way here, but the woman I'm working with brought me breakfast! And it was YUM. some kind of acai sorbet or something, with granola and bananas and strawberries and some mango and pineapple and kiwi, and even a teeny slice of coconut on top! OMG so good (but I shudder to think how Many calories--it was huge and I ate it all and am very very full)
I had to explain my eating habits to the sleep psych. That's always great to do to health professionals. No, I don't eat much. No, I don't eat vegetables. Yes, I'd love to eat more. No, I'm not wasting space on green things when there are naked calories out there with my name on them. SHUT UP.
She wants to fix my appetite. That's *so* low on my list of priorities unless you can tie it to headaches or insomnia. And she hasn't.
Today is Adrock on Top Chef day!!!!!
I feel like I should be home picking out the perfect outfit to watch it on my teevee.
I don't even know what that sentence means. The one with chef in it, not outfit. Outfit I get.
Damned fucking Modcloth made me buy sale stuff anyway, even though I resisted the jacket I linked to. I hate them.