Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?
Once again, Sparky wins!
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Sep 28, 2011 7:00:02 am PDT #28882 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 7:01:29 am PDT #28883 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My version is a Listerine outbreak. It's amusing, but the smell is overwhelming.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2011 7:04:41 am PDT #28884 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Meh. Lunch fail. They gave me the wrong soup. It's OK (maybe a little better than that), but not what I was expecting.
t /First World Problems
sumi - Sep 28, 2011 7:15:15 am PDT #28885 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Huh. It's wrong order day today!
I ordered a caramel latte and got vanilla! Which I kept because I was already late and they were super, super slow.
meara - Sep 28, 2011 7:16:48 am PDT #28886 of 30001
I don't understand the Gosling love. I am dismayed at the Ashton/Demi breakup. And I love the idea of herds of vicious cantaloupe. Wait, I realize I have no idea how to spell that melon.
This morning I slept in and got lost on my way here, but the woman I'm working with brought me breakfast! And it was YUM. some kind of acai sorbet or something, with granola and bananas and strawberries and some mango and pineapple and kiwi, and even a teeny slice of coconut on top! OMG so good (but I shudder to think how Many calories--it was huge and I ate it all and am very very full)
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 7:25:25 am PDT #28887 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had to explain my eating habits to the sleep psych. That's always great to do to health professionals. No, I don't eat much. No, I don't eat vegetables. Yes, I'd love to eat more. No, I'm not wasting space on green things when there are naked calories out there with my name on them. SHUT UP.
She wants to fix my appetite. That's *so* low on my list of priorities unless you can tie it to headaches or insomnia. And she hasn't.
Allyson - Sep 28, 2011 7:34:59 am PDT #28888 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Today is Adrock on Top Chef day!!!!!
I feel like I should be home picking out the perfect outfit to watch it on my teevee.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 7:35:44 am PDT #28889 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't even know what that sentence means. The one with chef in it, not outfit. Outfit I get.
Damned fucking Modcloth made me buy sale stuff anyway, even though I resisted the jacket I linked to. I hate them.
-t - Sep 28, 2011 7:36:06 am PDT #28890 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
sumi - Sep 28, 2011 7:43:49 am PDT #28891 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Herds of vicious cantaloupe sounds better than lots and lots of bacteria.
I'm dismayed that Ashton Kutcher is such an asshat but given that, I'm glad that Demi tossed him out.
BTW, Stansborough Grey is the wool that they wove the cloaks out of for the LotR movies. You can order your own elven cloak at the link.