you aren't ready for this.
at all.
(pause)
Gosling and Clooney:
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Sep 28, 2011 5:51:32 am PDT #28874 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
JenP - Sep 28, 2011 5:54:49 am PDT #28875 of 30001
you aren't ready for this.
::dies:: (Oh, look. I'm my own notifier. How... sad.)
sumi, that must be it.
sumi - Sep 28, 2011 6:09:28 am PDT #28876 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
le nubian - thank you. I needed a pickup and Gosling/Clooney was juuuust right. Having a stupid day, starting with oversleeping my alarm by two hours. WTF???
Cashmere - Sep 28, 2011 6:22:30 am PDT #28877 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
That there is a whole lot of pretty.
Amy - Sep 28, 2011 6:24:09 am PDT #28878 of 30001
Because books.
Love Gosling's suit.
I had no idea Demi kicked Ashton out! I'm actually surprised.
SailAweigh - Sep 28, 2011 6:46:21 am PDT #28879 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
The older Clooney gets, the more he looks like my grandfather did at that age. Especially the way he's going gray.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 6:47:25 am PDT #28880 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Calli - Sep 28, 2011 6:52:26 am PDT #28881 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Category—Headlines that are accurate, yet still misleading:
Cantaloupe outbreak is deadliest in a decade
My vision: herds of rogue cantaloupes rolling over the country side, devouring all in their path.
The reality: a listeria outbreak that has killed 13 people so far.
I like my version better.
Lee - Sep 28, 2011 7:00:02 am PDT #28882 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Because it will allow you to have a doughnut at 8 a.m. guilt free?
Once again, Sparky wins!
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2011 7:01:29 am PDT #28883 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My version is a Listerine outbreak. It's amusing, but the smell is overwhelming.