Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Sep 27, 2011 9:40:38 am PDT #28717 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm very happy we didn't have to consider your death, true or not, Rick.

My "in case of my death" file gives instructions for logging into the Buffistas.


SuziQ - Sep 27, 2011 9:40:56 am PDT #28718 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Y'all just made me happy that K-Bug knows you and some of y'all are friends on FB.


Jessica - Sep 27, 2011 9:41:50 am PDT #28719 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, I have a plan - NOBODY DIE. Sound good? Good.

I thought he was an alcoholic who was self-aggrandizing

I'm thinking this could still be true.


smonster - Sep 27, 2011 9:42:46 am PDT #28720 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

If I die, Kristen will let you all know.

Do we all need to designate official Buffista notifiers (/morbid joke)? I guess Nora's mine, should she accept the responsibility, or my sis would tell amyth. My folks know about y'all, but not my password or username, though they'd figure the latter out. Dear lord, may my father never have occasion to read or post here (mom would never figure it out. she barely emails).

One of them will also tell you when I become vampire witch queen of the universe, but I figure the pillar of fire and Clovis rampaging around in the giant MechaBunny may clue some folks in.

There better be a watch-n-post.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 9:42:48 am PDT #28721 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, this is weird. Initially, it looks really cool, and then you see the price, and it's insane and unreasonable. And then you see the options, and it makes no sense at all.


-t - Sep 27, 2011 9:47:38 am PDT #28722 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a very accurate summary of my reactions to that link.

Y'all have me wondering if I can set a google alert to a mention in the local news of my body being found and have that trigger . . . something. But not enough to actually figure it out. Somebody will just offer the service eventually, I'm sure.


smonster - Sep 27, 2011 9:51:46 am PDT #28723 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have just what we all need!! A link to a new Bloggess post! I wanna have a drink in a bathroom with that woman. And trade stickers. [link] eta ahahahaha >[link]


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 9:59:02 am PDT #28724 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somebody will just offer the service eventually, I'm sure.

Don't just wait for somebody! Let's jump on this.

Or, probably, it's already been done.


msbelle - Sep 27, 2011 10:00:32 am PDT #28725 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

megan walker knows my brother, so she'd likely be the first to hear of my passing.


lisah - Sep 27, 2011 10:02:27 am PDT #28726 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I plan to outlive the internet!