If I die, Kristen will let you all know.

Do we all need to designate official Buffista notifiers (/morbid joke)? I guess Nora's mine, should she accept the responsibility, or my sis would tell amyth. My folks know about y'all, but not my password or username, though they'd figure the latter out. Dear lord, may my father never have occasion to read or post here (mom would never figure it out. she barely emails).

One of them will also tell you when I become vampire witch queen of the universe, but I figure the pillar of fire and Clovis rampaging around in the giant MechaBunny may clue some folks in.

There better be a watch-n-post.

Okay, this is weird. Initially, it looks really cool, and then you see the price, and it's insane and unreasonable. And then you see the options, and it makes no sense at all.

That's a very accurate summary of my reactions to that link.

Y'all have me wondering if I can set a google alert to a mention in the local news of my body being found and have that trigger . . . something. But not enough to actually figure it out. Somebody will just offer the service eventually, I'm sure.

I have just what we all need!! A link to a new Bloggess post! I wanna have a drink in a bathroom with that woman. And trade stickers. [link] eta ahahahaha >[link]