Okay, this is weird. Initially, it looks really cool, and then you see the price, and it's insane and unreasonable. And then you see the options, and it makes no sense at all.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 9:42:48 am PDT #28721 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
-t - Sep 27, 2011 9:47:38 am PDT #28722 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's a very accurate summary of my reactions to that link.
Y'all have me wondering if I can set a google alert to a mention in the local news of my body being found and have that trigger . . . something. But not enough to actually figure it out. Somebody will just offer the service eventually, I'm sure.
smonster - Sep 27, 2011 9:51:46 am PDT #28723 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have just what we all need!! A link to a new Bloggess post! I wanna have a drink in a bathroom with that woman. And trade stickers. [link] eta ahahahaha >[link]
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 9:59:02 am PDT #28724 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Somebody will just offer the service eventually, I'm sure.
Don't just wait for somebody! Let's jump on this.
Or, probably, it's already been done.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2011 10:00:32 am PDT #28725 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
megan walker knows my brother, so she'd likely be the first to hear of my passing.
lisah - Sep 27, 2011 10:02:27 am PDT #28726 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I plan to outlive the internet!
Jessica - Sep 27, 2011 10:03:06 am PDT #28727 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Y'all have me wondering if I can set a google alert to a mention in the local news of my body being found and have that trigger . . . something.
Like the Daemon?
Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2011 10:03:15 am PDT #28728 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I bet the day that embroidery place had to put that on a set of towels was their funnest day ever! They had something to talk about for months.
My "in case of my death" file gives instructions for logging into the Buffistas.
I gave an "in case I die or disappear" list to my two best friends and my sister. It includes instructions to log in here, under my username, and tell y'all that I'm dead and that I was not a sockpuppet.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2011 10:06:13 am PDT #28729 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That bag makes me think I should make one with this quote from a Robert Earl Keen song:
I use my gun whenever kindness fails.
-t - Sep 27, 2011 10:11:04 am PDT #28730 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Like the Daemon?
Well, I wasn't planning on having the 'something' kill anyone and anything that stands in its way. Silly me.