I plan to outlive the internet!
'Life of the Party'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Y'all have me wondering if I can set a google alert to a mention in the local news of my body being found and have that trigger . . . something.
Like the Daemon?
I bet the day that embroidery place had to put that on a set of towels was their funnest day ever! They had something to talk about for months.
My "in case of my death" file gives instructions for logging into the Buffistas.
I gave an "in case I die or disappear" list to my two best friends and my sister. It includes instructions to log in here, under my username, and tell y'all that I'm dead and that I was not a sockpuppet.
That bag makes me think I should make one with this quote from a Robert Earl Keen song:
I use my gun whenever kindness fails.
Like the Daemon?
Well, I wasn't planning on having the 'something' kill anyone and anything that stands in its way. Silly me.
I need to teach the Wigglebutts to type so that they can tell you if I die. And then ask you for a treat. And a walk. And possibly a pet squirrel.
I need to teach the cat to type more coherently. It seems more likely than the hub ever remembering his login here.
I am deeply envious of the towels the Bloggess got. One of these days, when I have more frivolous spending money, I am going to order towels from one of those companies that offers embroidering. Dark red towels that say "vampire", yep. Because I EMBRACE my cliché, dammit.
Well, I wasn't planning on having the 'something' kill anyone and anything that stands in its way.
You just need to think bigger.
And possibly a pet squirrel.
SQUIRREL! t /Up
heh ... I got a catalog yesterday and this seemed like something the Buffistas would appreciate.