I have no bodily fluid on me today! Yay!
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 23, 2011 3:47:50 am PDT #27934 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
DavidS - Sep 23, 2011 4:08:47 am PDT #27935 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Emmett! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
Emmett's response: "Awww! Tell her I said thanks, like, a billion times."
He's eating his birthday cupcake (red velvet) right now.
(We had to get up super early because the car is in the shop and he has to BART to school today.)
Fifteen years ago his mom was still in labor. Actually she hadn't woken up yet. But when she woke up around 9 she was dilated at 9 and she started pushing.
Also, huzzah on Sophia's piss-free morning.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 23, 2011 4:10:12 am PDT #27936 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday Emmett!
sarameg - Sep 23, 2011 4:48:58 am PDT #27937 of 30001
In a conference most of the day. Ooof.
Strix - Sep 23, 2011 4:50:19 am PDT #27938 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
OMG, 15!!!! UNPOSSIBLE!
Happy Birthday to Emmett!
JZ - Sep 23, 2011 4:55:40 am PDT #27939 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
He's so tall now that I have to stretch to touch the top of his head. He's gimongulous. (And cake-filled and content; despite the early hour, he walked out the door nomming on the last of the frosting and saying happily, "Life is good.")
Jessica - Sep 23, 2011 4:57:39 am PDT #27940 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Happy birthday, Emmett!
amyth - Sep 23, 2011 5:07:00 am PDT #27941 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Happy Birthday, Emmett!
Cashmere - Sep 23, 2011 5:09:22 am PDT #27942 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Happy Birthday, Emmett! Glad there is cake!
I'm on the radio! Talking derby of course.
Happy the piss is where is should be this morning and not on anyone!
Why do we even HAVE this age?
It's been the only thing that has given me second thoughts on evolution.
ChiKat - Sep 23, 2011 5:19:09 am PDT #27943 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
We just went through Ben's schedule at the open house
Last night was our open house, too. I had NO parents come for my first period, then I have 2nd and 3rd off. So, I got to sit around and twiddle my thumbs for 45 minutes.
Parents: what do you want to hear from your child's teacher when you come to open house? I'm always at a loss as to what to say.
Happy birthday, Emmett!!