Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 23, 2011 4:10:12 am PDT #27936 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Emmett!


sarameg - Sep 23, 2011 4:48:58 am PDT #27937 of 30001

In a conference most of the day. Ooof.


Strix - Sep 23, 2011 4:50:19 am PDT #27938 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OMG, 15!!!! UNPOSSIBLE!

Happy Birthday to Emmett!


JZ - Sep 23, 2011 4:55:40 am PDT #27939 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

He's so tall now that I have to stretch to touch the top of his head. He's gimongulous. (And cake-filled and content; despite the early hour, he walked out the door nomming on the last of the frosting and saying happily, "Life is good.")


Jessica - Sep 23, 2011 4:57:39 am PDT #27940 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy birthday, Emmett!


amyth - Sep 23, 2011 5:07:00 am PDT #27941 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Happy Birthday, Emmett!


Cashmere - Sep 23, 2011 5:09:22 am PDT #27942 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Emmett! Glad there is cake!

I'm on the radio! Talking derby of course.

Happy the piss is where is should be this morning and not on anyone!

Why do we even HAVE this age?

It's been the only thing that has given me second thoughts on evolution.


ChiKat - Sep 23, 2011 5:19:09 am PDT #27943 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

We just went through Ben's schedule at the open house

Last night was our open house, too. I had NO parents come for my first period, then I have 2nd and 3rd off. So, I got to sit around and twiddle my thumbs for 45 minutes.

Parents: what do you want to hear from your child's teacher when you come to open house? I'm always at a loss as to what to say.

Happy birthday, Emmett!!


Cashmere - Sep 23, 2011 5:24:32 am PDT #27944 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Our Open House was last night, too. We just try to get a feel for the teacher and see how the kids are getting into the swing of things.

I'm not looking small interactions with the teachers help me get to know them a little better. I hope it's nice for the teacher to connect with us--and to put a face to the names.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2011 5:34:14 am PDT #27945 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why do real estate brokers think potential buyers want to see pictures of the toilet? Do they worry we'll assume that the half-bath might be missing that part? (See also, pictures of the corner of an empty room. What information is that supposed to convey?)