You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Sep 12, 2011 10:40:32 am PDT #25591 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love toe socks, but I find the Vibram hobbit cosplay shoes freaky. Plus, not appropriate for a public function when worn with a suit!

Pete just took me off active clean-up duty. Things I Have Yet To Really Learn About My Collection Of Illnesses: No, I can't Do All The Things, and when my reserves run out, trying to run on willpower doesn't work and just leads to crying meltdowns.

t invoking the FPC


bon bon - Sep 12, 2011 11:07:19 am PDT #25592 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I would not wear VFFs, but I just bought two pair of injinji toe socks yesterday.

My toes have ~12 blisters on them. That is not an exaggeration. They are gross.


Cashmere - Sep 12, 2011 11:08:34 am PDT #25593 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Bon do you use blister bandages? Those have been very helpful to me in the past.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 11:10:22 am PDT #25594 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I cannot have this post-lunch coma. I do not have time for it.


bon bon - Sep 12, 2011 11:11:48 am PDT #25595 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Nothing sticks for me during long runs. Too much friction, plus the sweat...


smonster - Sep 12, 2011 11:41:35 am PDT #25596 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jilli, be nice to my friend Jilli!

I don't want dudes to get to wear hobbit shoes on the red carpet, because 99.9% of women there are stuck wearing heels. So suck it up, boys, and wear the antiquated mitten shoes. Tell the starlet next to you that they pinch, see how quickly she whips off her Manolo and beats your head in.

Wow, that came out more forcefully than I had planned.


Atropa - Sep 12, 2011 11:58:40 am PDT #25597 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, be nice to my friend Jilli!

Between you and Pete ganging up on me, I don't have much of a choice, do I? But we decided that the kittens are going to be released tomorrow. That way we will be able to finish stuff without driving ourselves mad, and I won't be in the throes of a meltdown due to exhaustion and pain. Plus the 13th is always a good day for me, so introducing Vlad & Erzabet to the house tomorrow is a good plan.

Tell the starlet next to you that they pinch, see how quickly she whips off her Manolo and beats your head in.

WORD.


Consuela - Sep 12, 2011 11:59:15 am PDT #25598 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Remind me to stop arguing with stupid people on the internet. Bah.


Zenkitty - Sep 12, 2011 12:00:05 pm PDT #25599 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

High heeled shoes are very pretty and sexy, I just wish our society didn't actually expect us to walk in them.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 12:03:33 pm PDT #25600 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Remind me to stop arguing with stupid people on the internet. Bah.

Maybe we should take turns reminding each other. I'll meet you here, every day, at this time.