Bon do you use blister bandages? Those have been very helpful to me in the past.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Sep 12, 2011 11:08:34 am PDT #25593 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 11:10:22 am PDT #25594 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I cannot have this post-lunch coma. I do not have time for it.
bon bon - Sep 12, 2011 11:11:48 am PDT #25595 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Nothing sticks for me during long runs. Too much friction, plus the sweat...
smonster - Sep 12, 2011 11:41:35 am PDT #25596 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jilli, be nice to my friend Jilli!
I don't want dudes to get to wear hobbit shoes on the red carpet, because 99.9% of women there are stuck wearing heels. So suck it up, boys, and wear the antiquated mitten shoes. Tell the starlet next to you that they pinch, see how quickly she whips off her Manolo and beats your head in.
Wow, that came out more forcefully than I had planned.
Atropa - Sep 12, 2011 11:58:40 am PDT #25597 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, be nice to my friend Jilli!
Between you and Pete ganging up on me, I don't have much of a choice, do I? But we decided that the kittens are going to be released tomorrow. That way we will be able to finish stuff without driving ourselves mad, and I won't be in the throes of a meltdown due to exhaustion and pain. Plus the 13th is always a good day for me, so introducing Vlad & Erzabet to the house tomorrow is a good plan.
Tell the starlet next to you that they pinch, see how quickly she whips off her Manolo and beats your head in.
WORD.
Consuela - Sep 12, 2011 11:59:15 am PDT #25598 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Remind me to stop arguing with stupid people on the internet. Bah.
Zenkitty - Sep 12, 2011 12:00:05 pm PDT #25599 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
High heeled shoes are very pretty and sexy, I just wish our society didn't actually expect us to walk in them.
Allyson - Sep 12, 2011 12:03:33 pm PDT #25600 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Remind me to stop arguing with stupid people on the internet. Bah.
Maybe we should take turns reminding each other. I'll meet you here, every day, at this time.
smonster - Sep 12, 2011 12:07:39 pm PDT #25601 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
OMG I double-clicked an Excel spreadsheet, walked 20' to the kitchen, washed a dish, grabbed a Greek yogurt, mixed it, walked back and it's still not open.
DavidS - Sep 12, 2011 12:08:41 pm PDT #25602 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Egad, my hamstrings are sore and tight and my back aches. This from walking to the DMV, sitting around for two hours to get an Oficial Quote on how much we owe (only three outstanding tickets, but still the whole megillah plus registration is $571). Then had to Muni and walk many many blocks to Luscious Garage to get an Official Quote for fixing the transmission.
All told: 3.5 hours spent procuring two sheets of paper.
Now off to the bank to turn those sheets of paper into a fixed and registered car.