We'll be in our bunk.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:13:48 pm PDT #23095 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

To be clear, when I say "compromise" I mean that I'm not willing to date a dude with sketchy hygiene and isn't sure if the earth revolves around the sun.

Maybe don't use an online service like OKNeanderthal?


Jesse - Aug 30, 2011 2:14:10 pm PDT #23096 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm 37 and still hope to have a baby, so....

Probably not a great idea for retirement, but I don't care. I know how to ride the subway.

NYC is a great idea for retirement! If you have enough money, at least. You can get everything delivered, don't have to do any property maintenance, and walking up and down stairs is good for the heart!


Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2011 2:16:51 pm PDT #23097 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hell, I'm about to turn 30, and I've practically given up all hope. I figured I'd get an early start.


flea - Aug 30, 2011 2:19:41 pm PDT #23098 of 30001
information libertarian

Uh, P-C, it is different for men. Ask Larry King.


Lee - Aug 30, 2011 2:21:55 pm PDT #23099 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My boss just brought me pie.


Hil R. - Aug 30, 2011 2:22:56 pm PDT #23100 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm 30, and I'm sure that I want to get married and have kids, but I don't really have any kind of plan for making this happen.


DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:23:48 pm PDT #23101 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hell, I'm about to turn 30, and I've practically given up all hope. I figured I'd get an early start.

Have you even tried Nerd Speed Dating yet?


amyth - Aug 30, 2011 2:24:49 pm PDT #23102 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

flea, I love you too!! And miss you!

I plan on retiring to NYC, if not sooner. I actually can't imagine growing old anywhere else. It's an awesome place to be old, IMO. It's an awesome place! New Yorkers can retire to Florida and NC, and I'll switch places with them. Me and my poodles.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 2:25:24 pm PDT #23103 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You want I should call? I know the story of mah people. I'll leave out the perverted Woody Allen stuff.

I need back up. I don't know how to start out! Abraham made a covenant with God and cut off the tip of his penis? His wife couldn't have kids so he slept with the maid and had a son. Then his wife had a son. Then they fought over their inheritance? Isaac won. Uh, then throw in something about the Pharaoh and Moses and a burning bush?

I'm in over my fucking head. And Olivia knows it.


Jesse - Aug 30, 2011 2:27:40 pm PDT #23104 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Just throw her a bible and tell her to skip the gang rapes and stuff?