Hell, I'm about to turn 30, and I've practically given up all hope. I figured I'd get an early start.
Have you even tried Nerd Speed Dating yet?
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:23:48 pm PDT #23101 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
amyth - Aug 30, 2011 2:24:49 pm PDT #23102 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
flea, I love you too!! And miss you!
I plan on retiring to NYC, if not sooner. I actually can't imagine growing old anywhere else. It's an awesome place to be old, IMO. It's an awesome place! New Yorkers can retire to Florida and NC, and I'll switch places with them. Me and my poodles.
Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 2:25:24 pm PDT #23103 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You want I should call? I know the story of mah people. I'll leave out the perverted Woody Allen stuff.
I need back up. I don't know how to start out! Abraham made a covenant with God and cut off the tip of his penis? His wife couldn't have kids so he slept with the maid and had a son. Then his wife had a son. Then they fought over their inheritance? Isaac won. Uh, then throw in something about the Pharaoh and Moses and a burning bush?
I'm in over my fucking head. And Olivia knows it.
Jesse - Aug 30, 2011 2:27:40 pm PDT #23104 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Just throw her a bible and tell her to skip the gang rapes and stuff?
amyth - Aug 30, 2011 2:27:57 pm PDT #23105 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
I just tweeted that the WiFi at the bar I'm at sucks, and they tweeted me back that they're working on it, while I'm still here! I am simultaneously appreciative of the customer service, and feeling exposed, though the place is packed. CAN THEY SEE ME?
Sue - Aug 30, 2011 2:28:40 pm PDT #23106 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I keep hoping one of those "and then just when she though she wouldn't meet anyone..." stories will be me someday.
Sigh. Me too, meara. Of course, I should probably leave the house more often and meet people.
Hil R. - Aug 30, 2011 2:29:39 pm PDT #23107 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Cash, this might help get your thoughts in order: [link]
DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:30:24 pm PDT #23108 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
CAN THEY SEE ME?
Yes, they can. I wouldn't eat those nachos.
Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2011 2:31:18 pm PDT #23109 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Have you even tried Nerd Speed Dating yet?
I don't know anything about it. They have it here?
I just tweeted that the WiFi at the bar I'm at sucks, and they tweeted me back that they're working on it, while I'm still here! I am simultaneously appreciative of the customer service, and feeling exposed, though the place is packed. CAN THEY SEE ME?
Ha!
Consuela - Aug 30, 2011 2:31:28 pm PDT #23110 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
My boss just brought me pie.
I need your boss.
Although after spending the last half hour trying to identify a doctor in my area that takes my insurance plan, I think I'd settle for a neti pot.