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Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'

Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 2:25:24 pm PDT #23103 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

You want I should call? I know the story of mah people. I'll leave out the perverted Woody Allen stuff.

I need back up. I don't know how to start out! Abraham made a covenant with God and cut off the tip of his penis? His wife couldn't have kids so he slept with the maid and had a son. Then his wife had a son. Then they fought over their inheritance? Isaac won. Uh, then throw in something about the Pharaoh and Moses and a burning bush?

I'm in over my fucking head. And Olivia knows it.

Jesse - Aug 30, 2011 2:27:40 pm PDT #23104 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Just throw her a bible and tell her to skip the gang rapes and stuff?

amyth - Aug 30, 2011 2:27:57 pm PDT #23105 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I just tweeted that the WiFi at the bar I'm at sucks, and they tweeted me back that they're working on it, while I'm still here! I am simultaneously appreciative of the customer service, and feeling exposed, though the place is packed. CAN THEY SEE ME?

Sue - Aug 30, 2011 2:28:40 pm PDT #23106 of 30001

hip deep in pie

I keep hoping one of those "and then just when she though she wouldn't meet anyone..." stories will be me someday.

Sigh. Me too, meara. Of course, I should probably leave the house more often and meet people.

Hil R. - Aug 30, 2011 2:29:39 pm PDT #23107 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Cash, this might help get your thoughts in order: [link]

DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:30:24 pm PDT #23108 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

CAN THEY SEE ME?

Yes, they can. I wouldn't eat those nachos.

Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2011 2:31:18 pm PDT #23109 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Have you even tried Nerd Speed Dating yet?

I don't know anything about it. They have it here?

I just tweeted that the WiFi at the bar I'm at sucks, and they tweeted me back that they're working on it, while I'm still here! I am simultaneously appreciative of the customer service, and feeling exposed, though the place is packed. CAN THEY SEE ME?

Ha!

Consuela - Aug 30, 2011 2:31:28 pm PDT #23110 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My boss just brought me pie.

I need your boss.

Although after spending the last half hour trying to identify a doctor in my area that takes my insurance plan, I think I'd settle for a neti pot.

Allyson - Aug 30, 2011 2:32:43 pm PDT #23111 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe don't use an online service like OKNeanderthal?

Have you met Match.com? It's so much worse AND they charge you for it.

DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 2:35:47 pm PDT #23112 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't know anything about it. They have it here?

Scola did it in New York. Surely we have enough nerds out here to do such a thing. If not, you should organize it. Preferably at Borderlands or 826 with an added spelling contest.

Simply by virtue of you being straight, solvent, employed, hygenic and capable of grasping heliocentric theory gives you a leg up in the Bay Area where straight, employed young men are in shorter supply.

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