My boss just brought me pie.
'The Girl in Question'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm 30, and I'm sure that I want to get married and have kids, but I don't really have any kind of plan for making this happen.
Hell, I'm about to turn 30, and I've practically given up all hope. I figured I'd get an early start.
Have you even tried Nerd Speed Dating yet?
flea, I love you too!! And miss you!
I plan on retiring to NYC, if not sooner. I actually can't imagine growing old anywhere else. It's an awesome place to be old, IMO. It's an awesome place! New Yorkers can retire to Florida and NC, and I'll switch places with them. Me and my poodles.
You want I should call? I know the story of mah people. I'll leave out the perverted Woody Allen stuff.
I need back up. I don't know how to start out! Abraham made a covenant with God and cut off the tip of his penis? His wife couldn't have kids so he slept with the maid and had a son. Then his wife had a son. Then they fought over their inheritance? Isaac won. Uh, then throw in something about the Pharaoh and Moses and a burning bush?
I'm in over my fucking head. And Olivia knows it.
Just throw her a bible and tell her to skip the gang rapes and stuff?
I just tweeted that the WiFi at the bar I'm at sucks, and they tweeted me back that they're working on it, while I'm still here! I am simultaneously appreciative of the customer service, and feeling exposed, though the place is packed. CAN THEY SEE ME?
I keep hoping one of those "and then just when she though she wouldn't meet anyone..." stories will be me someday.
Sigh. Me too, meara. Of course, I should probably leave the house more often and meet people.
Cash, this might help get your thoughts in order: [link]
CAN THEY SEE ME?
Yes, they can. I wouldn't eat those nachos.