The guy in front of me in line at the supermarket? Buying two gallons of water. The guy behind me? Buying two gallons of vodka.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:16:44 pm PDT #22443 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:21:10 pm PDT #22444 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!
DavidS - Aug 26, 2011 1:23:33 pm PDT #22445 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!
The guy who can keep you hydrated?
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:26:39 pm PDT #22446 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm a grown woman. I can hydrate myself.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2011 1:30:11 pm PDT #22447 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Second poster: One millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.
Isn't this from Douglas Adams?
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:33:26 pm PDT #22448 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From Wikipedia:
According to The Rebel Angels, a 1981 novel by Robertson Davies, this system was invented by Cambridge mathematician W.A.H. Rushton. However, the term was possibly first suggested by Isaac Asimov.
Good god my head hurts and I really want to go home. I might duck out in fifteen minutes. I have a mass of reading to do over the weekend anyway.
bon bon - Aug 26, 2011 1:34:06 pm PDT #22449 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I can hydrate myself.
Beg to differ.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:37:49 pm PDT #22450 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO HYDRATE ME.
Unless he's good with an IV.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:39:20 pm PDT #22451 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!
Don't think it didn't cross my mind.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:48:33 pm PDT #22452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, I know what you're like, missy.