Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.

Angel ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:21:10 pm PDT #22444 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!


DavidS - Aug 26, 2011 1:23:33 pm PDT #22445 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!

The guy who can keep you hydrated?


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:26:39 pm PDT #22446 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm a grown woman. I can hydrate myself.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2011 1:30:11 pm PDT #22447 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Second poster: One millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.

Isn't this from Douglas Adams?


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:33:26 pm PDT #22448 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From Wikipedia:

According to The Rebel Angels, a 1981 novel by Robertson Davies, this system was invented by Cambridge mathematician W.A.H. Rushton. However, the term was possibly first suggested by Isaac Asimov.

Good god my head hurts and I really want to go home. I might duck out in fifteen minutes. I have a mass of reading to do over the weekend anyway.


bon bon - Aug 26, 2011 1:34:06 pm PDT #22449 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I can hydrate myself.

Beg to differ.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:37:49 pm PDT #22450 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO HYDRATE ME.

Unless he's good with an IV.


Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:39:20 pm PDT #22451 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!

Don't think it didn't cross my mind.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:48:33 pm PDT #22452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, I know what you're like, missy.


Lee - Aug 26, 2011 1:48:46 pm PDT #22453 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Why not both?

The water would come in handy the next day