I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!
The guy who can keep you hydrated?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 26, 2011 1:23:33 pm PDT #22445 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:26:39 pm PDT #22446 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm a grown woman. I can hydrate myself.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2011 1:30:11 pm PDT #22447 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Second poster: One millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.
Isn't this from Douglas Adams?
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:33:26 pm PDT #22448 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From Wikipedia:
According to The Rebel Angels, a 1981 novel by Robertson Davies, this system was invented by Cambridge mathematician W.A.H. Rushton. However, the term was possibly first suggested by Isaac Asimov.
Good god my head hurts and I really want to go home. I might duck out in fifteen minutes. I have a mass of reading to do over the weekend anyway.
bon bon - Aug 26, 2011 1:34:06 pm PDT #22449 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I can hydrate myself.
Beg to differ.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:37:49 pm PDT #22450 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO HYDRATE ME.
Unless he's good with an IV.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:39:20 pm PDT #22451 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I know which one of them I'm having a one night stand with!
Don't think it didn't cross my mind.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:48:33 pm PDT #22452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, I know what you're like, missy.
Lee - Aug 26, 2011 1:48:46 pm PDT #22453 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Why not both?
The water would come in handy the next day
Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:54:57 pm PDT #22454 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, I didn't buy any gallons of anything, but maybe I'll fill a pitcher with water? I really don't think anything bad is going to happen in my neighborhood.