Oh honey, you don't even know.
"We only care about how long the corpse stays stiff, if you know what I mean. And by that I mean Zombie Porn."
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 6:10:41 pm PDT #1479 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 6:12:14 pm PDT #1480 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2011 6:14:07 pm PDT #1481 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Someone so should have piped up with "the one they found in that cooler on the boat in Dawn of the Dead had clearly been out there for weeks or months, but was still capable of moving!"
aurelia - Apr 02, 2011 6:49:56 pm PDT #1482 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Heh. All I heard was something about decapitated heads, but yeah, none of us reacted at all until he spoke directly to us.
§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 7:02:14 pm PDT #1483 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Mmm. Decapitated heads are hot. Can I blow you while you talk about decomposition? Or better yet--could you stay really REALLY still?"
Jesse - Apr 02, 2011 7:09:26 pm PDT #1484 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, instead of my Saturday night plans of Luther and doing my nails, my cousin brought me to a comedy show! Because her husband is sick and couldn't go. Holy crap, I laughed really really hard. And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever. Brian Regan, I think?
DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 7:12:44 pm PDT #1485 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever.
Yeah, the threshold and vibe is totally different in a club.
But that's why it's fun to go to a comedy club!
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 7:15:36 pm PDT #1486 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I remember him from ages ago. As I recall, he was pretty funny on tv. Wasn't he the one who did the i before e bit?
Also, I have a sharp pain under my ring finger nail making it difficult to type (It really hurts when that finger hits the key). Any idea what that's about?
Cass - Apr 02, 2011 7:22:30 pm PDT #1487 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
completely outraged by the concept and declared the whole thing disgusting. Though she hadn't read it
I am shocked. Shocked!
Jesse - Apr 02, 2011 7:23:12 pm PDT #1488 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wasn't he the one who did the i before e bit?
That seems possible!
But that's why it's fun to go to a comedy club!
This was actually in a theater, which was the one downside -- the rows were so tight I was afraid my knees were going to fall out of my legs.