Have any of you read Stiff?
She struck me as someone who would totally fit in around here.
ETA: Oh, funny thing. Last night, on the way out of a restaurant with aurelia, Kathy, ChiKat, MFN, and shrift. There were a bunch of guys in the doorway smoking. As we walked out, the bit of conversation I caught was something about how long a decapitated zombie head would last until it started (started?) degrading.
One of the guys noticed this group of women coming through and was all "you came out at just the right time!" expecting we'd be shocked or weirded out at the conversation. Oh honey, you don't even know.
Oh honey, you don't even know.
"We only care about how long the corpse stays stiff, if you know what I mean. And by that I mean Zombie Porn."
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Someone so should have piped up with "the one they found in that cooler on the boat in Dawn of the Dead had clearly been out there for weeks or months, but was still capable of moving!"
Heh. All I heard was something about decapitated heads, but yeah, none of us reacted at all until he spoke directly to us.
"Mmm. Decapitated heads are hot. Can I blow you while you talk about decomposition? Or better yet--could you stay really REALLY still?"
So, instead of my Saturday night plans of Luther and doing my nails, my cousin brought me to a comedy show! Because her husband is sick and couldn't go. Holy crap, I laughed really really hard. And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever. Brian Regan, I think?
And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever.
Yeah, the threshold and vibe is totally different in a club.
But that's why it's fun to go to a comedy club!
I remember him from
ages
ago. As I recall, he was pretty funny on tv. Wasn't he the one who did the i before e bit?
Also, I have a sharp pain under my ring finger nail making it difficult to type (It really hurts when that finger hits the key). Any idea what that's about?
