I haven't been swimming yet this summer, much to my dismay, but when I do I do all backstroke because I am a wuss and don't know how to breathe. But I do weave like a mofo. (Do motherfuckers weave a lot in their swim lanes?) I weave like a Navajo grandmother. So I really can't share lanes, and basically wimp out whenever I would have to. I need to take lessons, but my pool, although they claim to have adult lessons "sometimes," have never yet done so since I started going. I assumed I'd be at the lake by now and able to swim every day, but no, I'm at the folks' place. There is a pool at the short-term apartments next door, and they did at one point tell my folks they could use it, but they never have, and I'm too skurred to ask.
Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 6:27:22 am PDT #13145 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
DavidS - Jun 18, 2011 6:38:20 am PDT #13146 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(Do motherfuckers weave a lot in their swim lanes?)
"As they take the turn for the last 50 meters, Phelps in the lead with Oedipus closing fast. And Oedipus has gone completely out of his lane and collided with Phelps! A shocking development. I'm not sure how they'll rule this one."
SuziQ - Jun 18, 2011 6:48:13 am PDT #13147 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I am babysitting a 3 year old and a 6 month old fir most of the day today. The 3 year old had a rough night last night nd both are already napping. Should be an interesting day.
tommyrot - Jun 18, 2011 6:48:54 am PDT #13148 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"As they take the turn for the last 50 meters, Phelps in the lead with Oedipus closing fast. And Oedipus has gone completely out of his lane and collided with Phelps! A shocking development. I'm not sure how they'll rule this one."
Poor Oedipus. He should have considered his competitive swimming career before blinding himself.
tommyrot - Jun 18, 2011 6:50:31 am PDT #13149 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, could this be an effective putdown?
"Go poke your eyes out, motherfucker."
DavidS - Jun 18, 2011 6:55:48 am PDT #13150 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Go poke your eyes out, motherfucker."
Maybe at a Classics Department meeting?
Lee - Jun 18, 2011 7:23:49 am PDT #13151 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am doing my Saturday morning with nothing to do dance! It looks an awful lot like sitting on the sofa drinking coffee, but it's a dance on the inside.
Lee - Jun 18, 2011 8:22:33 am PDT #13152 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't mean to kill the thread.
I guess this means I need to get dressed and actually do stuff though.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 8:35:45 am PDT #13153 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I did that dance! Except I actually have stuff to do, so I probably should stop.
I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.
meara - Jun 18, 2011 8:37:32 am PDT #13154 of 30001
I was planning to get up and go to Home Depot this morning, but then I lazed around reading the internet for a while, and making breakfast, and decided it was too late to get there and back before my noon trainer session. Today there's a drag queens vs dykes softball game I'll probably hit up if it stops raining. Tomorrow, my choice of Pride Family Picnic or SlutWalk.