It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jun 18, 2011 8:22:33 am PDT #13152 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I didn't mean to kill the thread.

I guess this means I need to get dressed and actually do stuff though.


Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 8:35:45 am PDT #13153 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I did that dance! Except I actually have stuff to do, so I probably should stop.

I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.


meara - Jun 18, 2011 8:37:32 am PDT #13154 of 30001

I was planning to get up and go to Home Depot this morning, but then I lazed around reading the internet for a while, and making breakfast, and decided it was too late to get there and back before my noon trainer session. Today there's a drag queens vs dykes softball game I'll probably hit up if it stops raining. Tomorrow, my choice of Pride Family Picnic or SlutWalk.


-t - Jun 18, 2011 8:58:00 am PDT #13155 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.

Those look suspiciously like something you might find at an asparagus festival.


JZ - Jun 18, 2011 9:15:03 am PDT #13156 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Mmmm, asparagus.

I wonder how Cthulhu tastes with hollandaise sauce?


Pix - Jun 18, 2011 9:23:43 am PDT #13157 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Samuel L Jackson reading Go the F--k to Sleep is a thing of beauty. It was free on Audible today. Can't. Stop. Laughing. And I don't even have kids.


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 9:39:39 am PDT #13158 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not to web shopping cart creators and general form processors: Please indicate clearly which fields are mandatory, through use of colour, form, or your fucking words.

Also, make one and not three passes to identify missing information. I will assume anything you didn't bitch about the first time I submitted it is a freebie.

Also, if you allow payment via PayPal (and you SHOULD), please consider getting my billing and mailing addresses from my account there, so I don't have to enter it on your site. I've seen it. It can be done.


Sheryl - Jun 18, 2011 9:49:55 am PDT #13159 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Got some of my errands done- got the car washed, picked up my dad's birthday present(his birthday is in early July) and picked up my comic books. Was unable to find a top to go with my new skirt, and couldn't find toe separators(for polish) that weren't part of a pedicure set. I'll figure something out from my wardrobe for the former, and just be careful when polishing my toenails.

Oh, and we're planning to see Thor tonight.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2011 10:03:56 am PDT #13160 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.

Oh my god, I have my brother's birthday present. THANK YOU! t marks post


-t - Jun 18, 2011 10:09:23 am PDT #13161 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Great, now I want roasted asparagus and unagi but I have already had lunch and it was neither.