Also, could this be an effective putdown?
"Go poke your eyes out, motherfucker."
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 18, 2011 6:50:31 am PDT #13149 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jun 18, 2011 6:55:48 am PDT #13150 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Go poke your eyes out, motherfucker."
Maybe at a Classics Department meeting?
Lee - Jun 18, 2011 7:23:49 am PDT #13151 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am doing my Saturday morning with nothing to do dance! It looks an awful lot like sitting on the sofa drinking coffee, but it's a dance on the inside.
Lee - Jun 18, 2011 8:22:33 am PDT #13152 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I didn't mean to kill the thread.
I guess this means I need to get dressed and actually do stuff though.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 8:35:45 am PDT #13153 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I did that dance! Except I actually have stuff to do, so I probably should stop.
I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.
meara - Jun 18, 2011 8:37:32 am PDT #13154 of 30001
I was planning to get up and go to Home Depot this morning, but then I lazed around reading the internet for a while, and making breakfast, and decided it was too late to get there and back before my noon trainer session. Today there's a drag queens vs dykes softball game I'll probably hit up if it stops raining. Tomorrow, my choice of Pride Family Picnic or SlutWalk.
-t - Jun 18, 2011 8:58:00 am PDT #13155 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I offer without comment: Cthulhu slippers.
Those look suspiciously like something you might find at an asparagus festival.
JZ - Jun 18, 2011 9:15:03 am PDT #13156 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Mmmm, asparagus.
I wonder how Cthulhu tastes with hollandaise sauce?
Pix - Jun 18, 2011 9:23:43 am PDT #13157 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Samuel L Jackson reading Go the F--k to Sleep is a thing of beauty. It was free on Audible today. Can't. Stop. Laughing. And I don't even have kids.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 9:39:39 am PDT #13158 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
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