Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jun 14, 2011 6:35:38 am PDT #12668 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Did you see Neil Patrick Harris' closing number? [link] It was being written backstage during the show. [link]


sumi - Jun 14, 2011 7:12:01 am PDT #12669 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Sean Bean stabbed in pub brawl.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:15:38 am PDT #12670 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Give your Hair that “Cared-For” look (Jun, 1942)

An ad for combs.


sumi - Jun 14, 2011 7:18:29 am PDT #12671 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Princess Beatrice at Royal Ascot - in a rather disappointingly ordinary hat.

ETA: The BBC's Royal Ascot Day 1 gallery.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2011 7:23:40 am PDT #12672 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sean, you don't have to get stabbed on my account! I'll take the hit!


Amy - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:19 am PDT #12673 of 30001
Because books.

Being on the phone with the IRS really a special ring of hell.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:26:30 am PDT #12674 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sounds like he got jabbed with a broken beer bottle. Which, being Sean Bean, is as nothing and he bandaged himself up and went back to drinking with his playmate.


Kathy A - Jun 14, 2011 7:27:51 am PDT #12675 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Now I want to pull out my videotapes of the "Sharpe's" films. He's all he-man and super-yummy in those.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:27:55 am PDT #12676 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Drunk Driving Trifecta

Police in Timaru, New Zealand, pulled over a 15-year-old on State Highway 1 near Pareora and gave him a breathalyzer test. The unnamed driver registered three times the legal alcohol limit for teenage drivers. He was taken to the police station, where his mother was summoned to retrieve him.

She was subsequently stopped and arrested for drink-driving on Craigie Ave at about 2.14am, after blowing 776 mcg, nearly twice the adult limit of 400.

But it wasn’t over there.

The woman then rang her partner to come and pick them both up. He was stopped and arrested on North St at about 3am, when he blew 559mcg.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:04 am PDT #12677 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Being on the phone with the IRS really a special ring of hell.

Right? What next? A proctologist's office at the DMV? Take your math final in the dentist's chair?