Being on the phone with the IRS really a special ring of hell.
Right? What next? A proctologist's office at the DMV? Take your math final in the dentist's chair?
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:04 am PDT #12677 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:39:56 am PDT #12678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2011 7:40:23 am PDT #12679 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Sounds like he got jabbed with a broken beer bottle. Which, being Sean Bean, is as nothing and he bandaged himself up and went back to drinking with his playmate.
He needs to go out drinking with Werner Herzog. "It was an insignificant bottle."
Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:45:24 am PDT #12680 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is Sean Bean ever anything less than yummy?
Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:51:01 am PDT #12681 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Sophia Brooks - Jun 14, 2011 7:54:35 am PDT #12682 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Werner Herzog
I read this a Wiener Herzog.
Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:29 am PDT #12683 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:53 am PDT #12684 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Bourbon day!!!
It's also Flag Day. Are these connected?
Steph L. - Jun 14, 2011 7:58:31 am PDT #12685 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Happy Bourbon day!!!
Damn, I should have asked off work for my own holy day.
Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:59:40 am PDT #12686 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
There's a woman in my office who really loves her bourbon. I'd spotted an item about the Bardstown, KY, Bourbon Festival - told her about it and she was galvanized. Zipped off to look it up ... and was very unhappy to discover there were no hotel rooms left (it's in September).
She is, meanwhile, making do with the local bourbon and BBQ festival.