Now I want to pull out my videotapes of the "Sharpe's" films. He's all he-man and super-yummy in those.
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Jun 14, 2011 7:27:51 am PDT #12675 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:27:55 am PDT #12676 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Police in Timaru, New Zealand, pulled over a 15-year-old on State Highway 1 near Pareora and gave him a breathalyzer test. The unnamed driver registered three times the legal alcohol limit for teenage drivers. He was taken to the police station, where his mother was summoned to retrieve him.
She was subsequently stopped and arrested for drink-driving on Craigie Ave at about 2.14am, after blowing 776 mcg, nearly twice the adult limit of 400.
But it wasn’t over there.
The woman then rang her partner to come and pick them both up. He was stopped and arrested on North St at about 3am, when he blew 559mcg.
DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:04 am PDT #12677 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Being on the phone with the IRS really a special ring of hell.
Right? What next? A proctologist's office at the DMV? Take your math final in the dentist's chair?
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:39:56 am PDT #12678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2011 7:40:23 am PDT #12679 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Sounds like he got jabbed with a broken beer bottle. Which, being Sean Bean, is as nothing and he bandaged himself up and went back to drinking with his playmate.
He needs to go out drinking with Werner Herzog. "It was an insignificant bottle."
Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:45:24 am PDT #12680 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is Sean Bean ever anything less than yummy?
Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:51:01 am PDT #12681 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Sophia Brooks - Jun 14, 2011 7:54:35 am PDT #12682 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Werner Herzog
I read this a Wiener Herzog.
Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:29 am PDT #12683 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:53 am PDT #12684 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Bourbon day!!!
It's also Flag Day. Are these connected?