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Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:27:55 am PDT #12676 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Drunk Driving Trifecta

Police in Timaru, New Zealand, pulled over a 15-year-old on State Highway 1 near Pareora and gave him a breathalyzer test. The unnamed driver registered three times the legal alcohol limit for teenage drivers. He was taken to the police station, where his mother was summoned to retrieve him.

She was subsequently stopped and arrested for drink-driving on Craigie Ave at about 2.14am, after blowing 776 mcg, nearly twice the adult limit of 400.

But it wasn’t over there.

The woman then rang her partner to come and pick them both up. He was stopped and arrested on North St at about 3am, when he blew 559mcg.

DavidS - Jun 14, 2011 7:28:04 am PDT #12677 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Being on the phone with the IRS really a special ring of hell.

Right? What next? A proctologist's office at the DMV? Take your math final in the dentist's chair?

tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:39:56 am PDT #12678 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Homophobic Men Most Aroused by Gay Male Porn

Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2011 7:40:23 am PDT #12679 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sounds like he got jabbed with a broken beer bottle. Which, being Sean Bean, is as nothing and he bandaged himself up and went back to drinking with his playmate.

He needs to go out drinking with Werner Herzog. "It was an insignificant bottle."

Toddson - Jun 14, 2011 7:45:24 am PDT #12680 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Is Sean Bean ever anything less than yummy?

Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:51:01 am PDT #12681 of 30001

They pay me in WOIMS

Happy Bourbon day!!!

Sophia Brooks - Jun 14, 2011 7:54:35 am PDT #12682 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Werner Herzog

I read this a Wiener Herzog.

Tom Scola - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:29 am PDT #12683 of 30001

They pay me in WOIMS

What is more awesome than Go the Fuck to Sleep?

The audio version, narrated by Werner Herzog!

tommyrot - Jun 14, 2011 7:56:53 am PDT #12684 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy Bourbon day!!!

It's also Flag Day. Are these connected?

Steph L. - Jun 14, 2011 7:58:31 am PDT #12685 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Bourbon day!!!

Damn, I should have asked off work for my own holy day.

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