IT calls me up an sometimes needs my password...but it's always the same guy who tries to hit on me, so I know it's him at least...
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jun 08, 2011 8:13:37 am PDT #11918 of 30001
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 8:14:53 am PDT #11919 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another mindbogglingly inane argument for the existence of God (from PZ's blog): [link]
The gist of the argument is the Earth could not have existed for 3 billion years like science says. Because if it had, there'd be no water left on Earth. See, because people drink water. But if the earth is only 6,000 years old, there'd be plenty of water left.
Apparently the person who came up with this argument does not realize that water we drink does not stay in or bodies forever....
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2011 8:17:13 am PDT #11920 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Has he not heard of the water cycle?
Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 8:18:27 am PDT #11921 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The gist of the argument is the Earth could not have existed for 3 billion years like science says. Because if it had, there'd be no water left on Earth. See, because people drink water. But if the earth is only 6,000 years old, there'd be plenty of water left.
This guy needs to see a urologist immediately.
aurelia - Jun 08, 2011 8:24:32 am PDT #11922 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
This guy needs to see a urologist immediately.
Ha!
Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 8:25:50 am PDT #11923 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(And ok, after reading through the comments thread this appears to be fake. Which is a relief.)
[eta - Yep, it's from Landover Baptist [link] ]
JZ - Jun 08, 2011 8:27:33 am PDT #11924 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Speaking as a strong theist (but a comfortable and happy vast and ancient universe theist--poor sheltered me, I was all the way into college before I realized there were any other kinds still in existence), I gotta say to this guy...
Nope, can't say anything. His wrong is so big and powerful that I just walk all around it, marveling at its magnitude and unsure where even to begin.
eta: Only a joke? Whew. Also, kind of sad, because there was something perversely magnificent in having achieved such vast and multifaceted wrongness.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 8:31:13 am PDT #11925 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
[eta - Yep, it's from Landover Baptist [link] ]
Argh. PZ occasionally is fooled by stuff like that.
Consuela - Jun 08, 2011 8:32:54 am PDT #11926 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
This guy needs to see a urologist immediately
HAH.
Consuela - Jun 08, 2011 8:33:31 am PDT #11927 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, but it's a fake? ::runs off to edit linkspam draft::