(And ok, after reading through the comments thread this appears to be fake. Which is a relief.)
[eta - Yep, it's from Landover Baptist [link] ]
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 8:25:50 am PDT #11923 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JZ - Jun 08, 2011 8:27:33 am PDT #11924 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Speaking as a strong theist (but a comfortable and happy vast and ancient universe theist--poor sheltered me, I was all the way into college before I realized there were any other kinds still in existence), I gotta say to this guy...
Nope, can't say anything. His wrong is so big and powerful that I just walk all around it, marveling at its magnitude and unsure where even to begin.
eta: Only a joke? Whew. Also, kind of sad, because there was something perversely magnificent in having achieved such vast and multifaceted wrongness.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 8:31:13 am PDT #11925 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
[eta - Yep, it's from Landover Baptist [link] ]
Argh. PZ occasionally is fooled by stuff like that.
Consuela - Jun 08, 2011 8:32:54 am PDT #11926 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
This guy needs to see a urologist immediately
HAH.
Consuela - Jun 08, 2011 8:33:31 am PDT #11927 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, but it's a fake? ::runs off to edit linkspam draft::
Strega - Jun 08, 2011 8:36:18 am PDT #11928 of 30001
Yep, it's from Landover Baptist
It didn't originate there; there are earlier postings. But nobody is referring to it seriously, and nobody seems to have an original source, so yeah: Poe's law.
Ginger - Jun 08, 2011 8:51:31 am PDT #11929 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Any theories about what kind of tap dancing extravaganza Kim Jong-il was hoping to put on? [link]
brenda m - Jun 08, 2011 8:54:33 am PDT #11930 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I feel like there is a flash mob thing gearing up on Michigan Ave right now (bunch of disparate people carrying the same things and lining up equidistant on a side street.) To which I can only say, today is not the day, folks.
lisah - Jun 08, 2011 9:10:17 am PDT #11931 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
He informed me that that had been a social engineering project. That man hadn't actually been from IT. I had given him my password. I had failed.
Oh! We had that as an example in a security training we just did!
Jesse - Jun 08, 2011 9:15:31 am PDT #11932 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Our IT never asks for our passwords (or they haven't yet!) and yet, I would totally give it up, I bet.